10. Play for the new United Football League. This one is very likely and may be Vick’s stepping stone back into the NFL

9. Play for the Oakland Raiders. Good old Al Davis will welcome him with open arms.

8. Star on his own reality show. Everyone else has one!

7. Form his own “Outlaw Football League” the OFL. He will be one of the stars amongst Plaxico Buress, Brandon Marshall, Tank Johnson, Adam “Pacman” Jones, Chris Henry and many many others.

6. Try out for the WWE. Vince Mcmahon would love to have him to boost his ratings.

5. Become a coach for a Lingerie Football League team. More off the field fun than on it. Getting paid to hang out and coach football to a bunch of beautiful women is not a bad gig.

4. Play Quarterback and run the wildcat offense for my New York Giants. This one is for Giant’s GM Jerry Reese, who could make a large splash with this move.

3. Go back to prison where he could be reunited with his brother Marcus on what would be one hell of a prison football team.

2. Become a Guest Blogger for http://www.sportsbetting.ws Shameless plug.

1. Host the Westminster Dog Show! Yea I said it.

Darren: The idea of the league has been floating around for at least five years now. Why is now especially the time to go from one game a year to 20 games featuring 10 teams?

Mortaza: I think obviously more now than ever before we all need an escape from what’s going on around us. And just the success we’ve had with the Lingerie Bowl (opposite halftime during Super Bowl), we thought if we can grab that kind of audience as a one-off halftime special, what if we built a year-round brand in all these pockets of fan bases around the country to watch their teams year round? That’s why came to the realization we need to launch a league here.

Darren: What’s the ownership model? What type of benchmarks do you have to set on attendance and revenue?

Mortaza: So it’s a single entity league. We will retain 51 percent ownership of the teams, but have in-market majority team owners. The benchmarks – we will have to be at least 60 percent capacity of these major NBA, NHL, MLS venues that we’re in.

Darren: What’s that number? 10,000?

Mortaza: On average, about a little over 8,000.

Darren: What about talent? Some people think the girls have to be good for this multiple games idea to be a viable business.

Mortaza: That’s just it. Obviously beauty is skin deep. What we’ve been doing is hosting our mini camps for the past couple weeks in the Eastern and Western conference, meeting with thousands of women and from there kind of picking and choosing a handful. So athletics are definitely going to be a key component of it. That’s why we believe the fans will come back — obviously come out for first game, but up to the players to make sure they come back for a second and third by their level of play.

Darren: What’s the projected salary for some of these players?

Mortaza: That’s the best part of it. There is no salary. The players get a percentage of the gate based on them winning and losing. There’s a big discrepancy between those percentages. The players are going to be incented to play fierce football and win games.

Darren: What’s the support been like…from people and perspective owners who have talked to you?

Mortaza: We are currently in discussions with two NFL ownership groups, several AFL and two MLS owners and then several celebrity and former NFL great-back groups.

Darren: You mentioned AFL. They are obviously not playing in 2009. Why do you think this is the time to start this?

Mortaza: Well, honestly, as you guys all know, a lot of leagues have come and gone that have tried to directly compete in some way with the NFL. That’s not what we’re doing here. This is a fun Friday night out with you and your buddies or you and your girlfriends to watch lingerie football and be part of this Disneyland for football fans type setting that we’re putting together in all the host stadiums and arenas.

“We’re excited to work with the Lingerie Football League to offer fans around the world exclusive LFL content for their mobile phones,” said Soren Schafft, SVP, North America sales and marketing, for Fox Mobile Distribution. ”Fans will be thrilled to have another medium to get LFL content that is made exclusively for mobile.”

LFL content will include wallpapers, video clips and interviews as well as behind-the-scenes footage. New content and applications will be continuously updated on Jamster throughout the season. Fans can also get exclusive content related to the LFL mini-camps and practices, which begin April, 2009.

“We are incredibly excited to bring the Lingerie Football League to the mobile world with an established content developer and distributor like Fox Mobile Distribution,” said Mitchell S. Mortaza, founder and chairman of the Lingerie Football League. “Our built-in fan base of millions will now have access to their favorite Lingerie Football League teams and players through engaging and compelling content including wallpapers, videos and other content to be announced in the coming months.”

For more information, visit www.lflus.com/broadcast.

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If you missed the pay per view Lingerie Bowls and watched the crappy Super Bowl halftime shows the last couple years then you may not know what I am talking about. If your one of them, then I have great news. The Lingerie Bowl has now become a ten team league featuring beautiful women playing full contact football wearing nothing but lingerie. This, my friends is the real fantasy football. Follow all the excitement at http://www.lingerieblogs.com This much anticipated league will be kicking off September 4, 2009 in Chicago.

Melissa Berry, a 24-year-old rookie linebacker with the Tampa Breeze franchise of the Lingerie Football League, is seeking $15,000 in unspecified damages from her ex-boyfriend Mark Dawson, a 45-year-old safe dating expert, whom she dated earlier this fall.

According to Berry’s lawsuit against Dawson, she took nude photographs of herself with his cell phone. Another photo of her engaged in a “particularly private, intimate sexual act,” was also allegedly taken without her permission, the Tampa Tribune said.

Berry claims that she never intended on the photos being shown to anyone else. But shortly after their break-up, Dawson showed two of the pictures to Berry’s friends at a nightclub, the Tribune said.

Berry then destroyed Dawson’s phone. In return, Dawson sent a text message to Berry’s mother on Nov. 10 demanding $500 for the phone’s damages, or he would publicly release the photos. Berry refused, and Dawson then posted the pictures and emailed them to her mother.

“I could have had her arrested and I didn’t,” Dawson said, defending his actions. “All I wanted was this phone back. I am a decent guy … It’s girls like this I fight against in the work that I do.”