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Interview by Laura Leu

When I think of football, think of sex. Between the ass slapping and inside penetration, how can I not? Wait a minute—maybe that wasn’t a football game I was watching on Cinemax late last night. Either way, it’s tough not to think about sex when you’re talking about it with the hottest football players in the league. And I’m not referring to the Giants’ offensive line. I talked to four of the players from the Lingerie Bowl, a full-contact football game played by lingerie-clad models, and there was nothing offensive about them. But judging by the way they tackled my questions, their game plan for sex is right-on. Sure wish I could say the same about these awful football puns.

LAURA: Guys tend to fumble when it comes to buying women lingerie. What kind of hot getups should they bring you?.
CANDICE: They always go to Victoria’s Secret, and that’s so casual to me. Go to Frederick’s of Hollywood, or go to a porn shop and get some really sexy stuff. I already have regular Victoria’s Secret underwear. Get something fun!
KATIE: Men sometimes have taste only in their mouths. I guess he just has to find something that would fit me perfectly and be sexy.
TANEA: I wear lingerie for them, so I want them to pick out something they would love to see me in. Don’t get what you think I would like—get what you would like to see on me.

LAURA: What if they want to see you slathered in mayo?
TANEA: I’ll work that shit.

LAURA: Atta girl! How long should a guy spend during presex warm-up? CANDICE: I think the longer you spend during presex warm-up, the better the game is. [The girls squeal and give her high fives.] But you can’t make it too long. You have to keep it building, because if it starts to come down, you’re going to lose that moment. Just keep it building and then take it!
TANEA: A guy has to be intuitive—know when it’s enough and when he should keep going. He has to know when the moment’s right.
KATIE: For me, it’s definitely the mood that I’m in. Sometimes I like a lot of foreplay. But sometimes I’m like, Let’s just do it. Don’t screw around and waste time and try to be all loving. Just stick it in.
LINDA: Whatever you do, mix it up, though. Don’t always do the same thing every time, because spontaneity is really exciting.

LAURA: Give me a good example of spontaneity.
KATIE: Oh, when you’re sleeping, he’ll roll over and stick it in. I like a guy who doesn’t even ask me.
CANDICE: Yeah, you can’t ask. You don’t say, “Hey, can I throw you up against the wall?” That ruins it. You look into someone’s eyes, and it should just happen.

LAURA: Something tells me roughness is necessary in the bedroom for you girls.
KATIE: I like men who are really aggressive. Some guys are overly polite. Like, “I don’t want to hurt you.” I like it when they pull my hair. They have to be aggressive, otherwise I’m not interested.
TANEA: Unnecessary roughness becomes legal after I’ve had a few drinks. That’s when I like it a little rough.
CANDICE: You know what’s good? When you wake up the next morning and you have fingerprint bruises from when they grab you.

LAURA: What about sex penalties? When is there a flag on the lay?
KATIE: When they can’t control themselves and they say, “Oh, you’re sexy. I can’t help it.” They try to use it as an excuse, but that doesn’t work, because I don’t get anything out of it if they finish really fast. Or when they haven’t gotten around to enough positions yet. They’re in one position, and it’s like—boom!—they’re done. If he can’t make me orgasm, there’s no chance I’ll have sex with him again.
TANEA: During foreplay, if a guy thinks he’s touching my clitoris and it’s totally the wrong spot, I will stop the session and roll over. That is such a turnoff.
LINDA: Nothing ruins the mood more than poor hygiene, bad breath or a body that smells like an old sock.
KATIE: I don’t like when they can’t kiss. If you can’t kiss up here [points to her mouth], you can’t kiss down here [points to her crotch].

LAURA: Now let’s pretend, just for a second, you’re not pleasing a guy the right way. Do you mind him coaching you?
LINDA: It depends on how he does it. If you’re talking dirty, then it’s sexy. But if he’s like, “Excuse me, could you please move to the right,” that’s wrong. It’s all about positive reinforcement. Say, “I love it when you do this or that.”

LAURA: Make a call on this penis toss-up: size or skill?
TANEA: It’s a little bit of both. If it’s a regular size and not big and you know how to work it, then it’s good.
KATIE: I’m a big size person. It can’t be really small, because there’s nothing dominating about a five-inch penis. I was really into this guy in high school. I chased after him for a while, and I finally got him months later—only to find out that when he pulled his pants down, there was nothing there. I broke up with him immediately.
CANDICE: It’s gotta be average to above. I think six inches is average. Definitely girth, too. ’Cause if you’re 10 inches and you’re like a pencil, that does nothing. But I don’t like it too big. I’m a small girl down there.
KATIE: I was with a guy who had a 12-inch penis. I’m tiny, but there was something extremely dominating about that penis. I don’t think he ever got it all the way in, but that’s OK, because I only needed half of it. It was like a horse!

LAURA: Whoa, Nelly! What’s your favorite formation for fornication?
CANDICE: My favorite is when I’m on my stomach and the guy is behind me. If I arch my back just a little, I get the perfect penetration. Either he can use his fingers on me, or I use my fingers. And he loves it because my ass is sticking out.
LINDA: I like doggie-style.
TANEA: I get no satisfaction from that. I don’t have a favorite position. As long as I get off, it’s my favorite at the time. I need to be able to grind on his lower abdomen. So, as long as there’s a little grindage going on, we’re good. And we can do that in many different positions.
LINDA: It’s more about location than position. It’s cool to have new places to do it. You can find new things to play on. Hotel rooms are fun.

LAURA: Make like a commentator and give me the play-by-play for the hottest sex session you’ve ever had.
CANDICE: This one night, we were driving home in my convertible on the freeway, and this limo was coming by with all my friends in it. The top was down, and I was just ready—on the freeway. So I crawled over, waved at the limo, and we did it the whole way. It was the best ride of my life. [The girls scream and applaud.]

LAURA: How fast were you going?
CANDICE: We were on the freeway, so it had to have been 55 mph.

LAURA: That’s not the speed I was referring to.
CANDICE: [Laughs] Yeah, we went a little slower than that.

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